mimi: who wants to be my bff?

so first off, ali is mad at me for being a lame blogger and sluggish poster. see below...

ali (posted on my facebook wall at 6:27 pm): michele we are never going to be famous at this rate! post!!

i mean, she is right...nothing ever happened for those who were lazy and well major sloths. butttt i dont like to be told that my lifestyle is wrong (that's right ali, im one hundred percent taking this to an unneeded level). That level i just mentioned in the parenthesis is one in which i ditch ali and go on a search for a new biffle, a la paris hilton....a chick who until recently may never have influenced my reactions (no matter how faux they may be), but a sweet article in nylon made me change my mind (which people are allowed to do...i think). so runon sentences aside, let the hunt begin!

first challenge: find me a huge jar of pickles because i am rather hungry.
second challenge: take a picture of my kitties and make a lolcat.
third challenge: eat a goldfish....because i'm worth it.
fourth challenge: be smart enough to realize that i meant the delicious crackers in the third challenge and not a live one...eww im not a fratchild.
fifth challenge: do not bore me. this is harder to do than it may appear....i swear i am not as easily amused as i appear to be.
sixth challenge: actually read this blog.
seventh challenge: ali i'm over this...no one is cooler than you. sorry for the faux challenge kids.


by now you can all tell that the main point of this blog was to use a ridiculous amount of parentheses and to say the word "faux" twice.

yay, i love you all because you read my stupidity.