yea ali, one of those cards would definitely improve my life substantially.
so i am having a hard time coming up with one topic for this post as my mind has been clouded lately, but alas, the blog will not wait for me. actually that's a lie, it will. it is ali who will not give it a rest if i take a few days to post. this is ok though, since i get on her case too....i guessssssss.
since i am lazy and do not feel like trying to create an awesome, one subject post, i leave you with a list. this list made up of trinkets about me....of course. again, these numbered parcels are essential to your life. (yes that last sentence did not make sense, i just wanted to use the word "parcels" no matter how inapprop it may have been)
without further ado,
1. i definitely relate to the new kanye song "heartless". i don't mean kanye though, i mean the girl he is singing about. this may or may not be a bad thing, let me get back to you on that.
2. toothbrush toothpicks are the fucking coolest invention. they don't chip my fake teeth, therefore, i love them.
3. i just figured out that itunes allows you to rent movies....my bed has suddenly become somewhere that i will spend wayyy more than a third of my life.
4. my car stereo broke over a year ago and i have yet to get it fixed. instead i use my ipod speakers. this is the most ridiculous thing many of my friends have seem. luckily i have yet to cause a pile up (knocking on wood as i type).
5. nail polish completes any outfit in my opinion. also, while freshly painted nails do look, well, polished and lovely; there is something to be said about chipped nail polish and the raw sexuality it exudes. post script: i am fucking awesome at painting my own nails, but don't ask me to do yours because i will suck at it.
6. i love runon sentences.
7. i did not make it to banana republic in time to get the elephant bag, which would have given me 10% off every time i make a purchase in '09. sorry to disappoint ali.
8. i want a tattoo of a brontosaurus. just an outline. when i was little i wanted to be a palientologist.
9. i hate shows about people losing weight. that shit is so fucking ridiculous, people getting paid to be fat. i quit smoking a pack of cigs a day cold turkey....now that deserves its own fucking show.
10. i prefer to be nocturnal....i have yet to figure out how to accomplish this now that i am not in college anymore.
alright i'm tired and i feel that this is enough information for one day. i will post better next time, i swear slash that is probably a lie but it's cool.
post script: my cat is staring at me and i am a little afraid.
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